Sunday, December 16, 2007
AWOL is my middle name.
I have a problem with falling off the planet every once in a while. Not only in person (like to friends and family) but it clearly applies on the blog too. I might have a commitment problem or something. Either way, the fun news is that I am going to Oregon for a week to shoot at things and go off roading and drink too much wine. I am also going to try to hypnotize a chicken. (they have them there).
I'll post stuff from there, because I am convinced that there is more interesting stuff going on in the middle of nowhere than in New York. (That sounds retarded and pretentious but I find the two compliment each other more often than not. Oh, wait- irony is soooo 2002)
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Butch Bitch
I ran into my good old pal Ryan today on the street and he took me underground, where I proceeded to dress up as a 'teenage runaway' (aka myself circa '96) or a lesbian, which is how I dress every day. Brendan has a much better account of the story, which you can read here: http://www.thebrendandonnelly.blogspot.com
Monday, November 19, 2007
When We Lie
me: "i kind of like that we have the longest running one night stand in history."
ps. (i don't like it at all)
UFC! UFC! UFC!
This is what my shitty camera phone can offer from the night
New Jersey is the place where major things happen in my life. I lost my virginity there and now went to my first UFC fight. I also met Joey from New Kids on the Block in Englewood, NJ when i was 11.
Anyway, the fights were pretty OK, Houston Alexander got his face punched in which was upsetting and Michael BIsbing lost to a decision. Crowd hIghlights included; feeling popular because I randomly knew people in the crowd, eating Honey Nut Cheerios from a gas station on the way home in the car and seeing my name written on the same envelope as Chuck Liddell's.
New Jersey is the place where major things happen in my life. I lost my virginity there and now went to my first UFC fight. I also met Joey from New Kids on the Block in Englewood, NJ when i was 11.
Anyway, the fights were pretty OK, Houston Alexander got his face punched in which was upsetting and Michael BIsbing lost to a decision. Crowd hIghlights included; feeling popular because I randomly knew people in the crowd, eating Honey Nut Cheerios from a gas station on the way home in the car and seeing my name written on the same envelope as Chuck Liddell's.
Hello, Little One
Happy Birthday Bev!
Friday, November 16, 2007
Rot
slaymie: I'm rotting
Kc: Dude
Kc: Uggggg
slaymie: How's it feel to get power raped
Kc: Wtf
Kc: I mean
Kc: Ugggg
Kc: Kill
Kc: Me
slaymie: I'm useless
Kc: Yep
Kc: Me too
Kc: I could either die or die
Kc: Im half dead
slaymie: Either way you're already dead
Kc: Dude
Kc: Uggggg
slaymie: How's it feel to get power raped
Kc: Wtf
Kc: I mean
Kc: Ugggg
Kc: Kill
Kc: Me
slaymie: I'm useless
Kc: Yep
Kc: Me too
Kc: I could either die or die
Kc: Im half dead
slaymie: Either way you're already dead
Thursday, November 15, 2007
Friendly Advice
"Sometimes you have to pet the bunny and stroke the bunny... before you kill the bunny."
-Teen Skipper
-Teen Skipper
Friendly Advice
When you tell me a boy you really like is in your bed I say:
"Quick, chop him up in little pieces and put him under your bed. I'll help you eat the evidence later."
"Quick, chop him up in little pieces and put him under your bed. I'll help you eat the evidence later."
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