Butch Bitch

I ran into my good old pal Ryan today on the street and he took me underground, where I proceeded to dress up as a 'teenage runaway' (aka myself circa '96) or a lesbian, which is how I dress every day. Brendan has a much better account of the story, which you can read here: http://www.thebrendandonnelly.blogspot.com

When We Lie

me: "i kind of like that we have the longest running one night stand in history."

ps. (i don't like it at all)

UFC! UFC! UFC!

This is what my shitty camera phone can offer from the night



New Jersey is the place where major things happen in my life. I lost my virginity there and now went to my first UFC fight. I also met Joey from New Kids on the Block in Englewood, NJ when i was 11.

Anyway, the fights were pretty OK, Houston Alexander got his face punched in which was upsetting and Michael BIsbing lost to a decision. Crowd hIghlights included; feeling popular because I randomly knew people in the crowd, eating Honey Nut Cheerios from a gas station on the way home in the car and seeing my name written on the same envelope as Chuck Liddell's.

Hello, Little One

This is Chich the Chihuahua. She's pretty much awesome. Likes to be dressed up and photographed. Her dad's a photographer and her mom's a model, so she's kind of fashion royalty. Her wardrobe is higher end than mine.

Happy Birthday Bev!

I stopped by Beverly's (Battletits) intimate brithday dinner on friday and didn't stop talking until the bill was paid. Good thing everyone had finished eating. Then a few of us went to my house and watched Queen of the Damned. I mean, 90's goth vampires, what's up? Aaliyah? Hello? Trashtastic.

Happy Monday!

this is me on sunday at a diner in New Jersey having breakfast. hissing cat.

Rot

slaymie: I'm rotting
Kc: Dude
Kc: Uggggg
slaymie: How's it feel to get power raped
Kc: Wtf
Kc: I mean
Kc: Ugggg
Kc: Kill
Kc: Me
slaymie: I'm useless
Kc: Yep
Kc: Me too
Kc: I could either die or die
Kc: Im half dead
slaymie: Either way you're already dead

Friendly Advice

"Sometimes you have to pet the bunny and stroke the bunny... before you kill the bunny."

-Teen Skipper

Friendly Advice

When you tell me a boy you really like is in your bed I say:

"Quick, chop him up in little pieces and put him under your bed. I'll help you eat the evidence later."

where it all began (BA)

I'm a blackberry messenger addict. I spend the majority of my day mindlessly clicking away on this toy that I am (admittedly) powerless over... I figured i might as well post a few conversations here, thus opening the floodgates of voyeurism into my infinitesimal life.

This is one between Brendan and me from last night- while I was teen-vacationing on the Upper East Side (watching Gossip Girl, doubling my usage of "duh" and "like" and more importantly, regressing into the warm cocoon that is the almighty teen-angst).

mr. cool guy: Dude buffy the vampire slayer
mr. cool guy: Luke perry
mr. cool guy: Kristy swanson
mr. cool guy: Donald sutherland
mr. cool guy: Hillary swank
mr. cool guy: Major
mr. cool guy: Paul ruben aka pee wee herman
mr. cool guy: Whoa!
mr. cool guy: Ben affleck!!
Brendan donnelly: Where are you 1995?
mr. cool guy: Basically
mr. cool guy: Does the word 'duh' mean anything to you?
mr. cool guy: 'Get out of my facial'
Brendan donnelly: Ha
mr. cool guy: Best lines ever
Brendan donnelly: Serial
Brendan donnelly: I'm doug and I'm outta heeeerre
mr. cool guy: Ahhahhaha
Brendan donnelly: I wanna dip my balls in it!
mr. cool guy: You're such a blemish
Brendan donnelly: Hahaha what ever squirt
mr. cool guy: You're totally you-porning right now perv
Brendan donnelly: Nope watching last of the mohigans. Tomorrow I'm doing some emotional therapy shopping
mr. cool guy: Aka lugs
mr. cool guy: Lugz
Brendan donnelly: Fresh kicks, levis and the glasses dwight schrute wears
mr. cool guy: Hahhahhahhaha
Brendan donnelly: Dude light blue levis 501, wayne campbell style and a flanel hoodie comm
Brendan donnelly: Combo
Brendan donnelly: From kmart. Chunky white kswisses. Is that even cool? I just don't know anymore?
Brendan donnelly: Or these?
Brendan donnelly: File: IMG00185.jpg (9 KB)
Brendan donnelly: I really need a girlfriend to set me straight
mr. cool guy: Dude neither but if you have to the latter
mr. cool guy: HaaAaaay... Girlfriend!
Brendan donnelly: This movie makes no sense. Ill stick with shot of love with tila tequila
mr. cool guy: Buffffffaaaay!
Brendan donnelly: Clarissa
mr. cool guy: Sabrina the teenage witch
Brendan donnelly: Rayanne from my so called life is still my dream girl
Brendan donnelly: Ricky is my backup
mr. cool guy: Lothos is an evil vampire
Brendan donnelly: And the chick from the craft, the newest witch, will always be in my hand (catch my drift)
mr. cool guy: Dude
Brendan donnelly: I'm just looking for a girl that layers all her clothes, wears docs and has dyed streak in hair and necklaces aka a choker
mr. cool guy: Acne and lots of eyeliner
Brendan donnelly: And a secret drinking problem
Brendan donnelly: I love a girl with a bit of acne and some fucked up teeth
Brendan donnelly: No lie
mr. cool guy: For reals
mr. cool guy: H
mr. cool guy: O
mr. cool guy: T
Brendan donnelly: Add some dad issues and I dound a woman I will marry and divorce on the spot
Brendan donnelly: How do I cut and paste this convo on my blog?
mr. cool guy: Hit menu and copy hsitory
mr. cool guy: History
mr. cool guy: And then paste in an e-mail and send to yourself
mr. cool guy: Boom
Brendan donnelly: And scabs, not std ones though!! For some resaon picked scabbs ar hot. Imm a fucking weirdo
mr. cool guy: I'll do it too